Your AI-built product works. Now make it production-ready.
ByeByeSlop audits vibe-coded apps for the failures that only show up at scale, then fixes them.
The problem with moving fast
Cursor, Bolt, and Lovable are remarkable, but the code they write has never been paged at 2 AM, never lost a customer's data, and never survived real scale. Most founders don't find out how much is quietly wrong until an enterprise sales call or an incident surfaces it. ByeByeSlop finds it first.
You can vibe code for one. It's hard to vibe code for thousands.
of breaches are spotted by an outsider first. Only 33% by the company itself.
A structured report you can act on
Every finding is documented, prioritized, and explained in plain language, with two ways to take it forward.
SQL injection via unparameterized query
User-supplied search input is interpolated directly into a raw SQL string. An attacker can read, modify, or drop any table, including other tenants' data.
FixUse parameterized queries or prepared statements, and never concatenate user input into SQL.
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Remediation
Remediation scope and cost get set during the debrief. You'll know the full number before any work begins.
The parts you skip to move fast are the parts that break at scale.
Observability
Blind when it breaks
Cost exposure
Token bills spike overnight
LLM attack surface
Prompt injection, data leaks
Data integrity
Silent corruption at scale
Performance at scale
N+1 queries, missing indexes
Dependency risk
Unaudited third-party CVEs
Five steps, no surprises
Send the form
Describe the stack and I'll tell you over email if it's a fit.
NDA + repo access
Standard terms, nothing asymmetric.
Audit
Five business days, delivered as a structured document.
Debrief
60 minutes to walk through findings, priority, and next steps.
Remediation (optional)
PR-based fixes, scoped and priced during the debrief.
Beyond the audit
UX De-Vibing
LLM-generated UIs have tells. Investors and enterprise customers notice. This fixes them before they do.
Managed Hosting
Infrastructure, monitoring, backups, and uptime handled for you.
Questions, answered
Most vibe-coded projects sit somewhere between 0 to 1 and 1 to 100, and that's exactly where I do my best work. I've spent fifteen years taking startups through the growing pains from early growth into enterprise, with a focus on security and scalability. Those are the two areas that quietly break as you grow.
Languages: TypeScript and JavaScript, Go, Rust, and Ruby. Platforms: Supabase, Vercel, Firebase, and most modern hosting. If your stack is close to these, it's almost certainly a fit.
Usually five business days from repo access to the delivered report. It can shift depending on my current schedule, so I'll give you a firm date once I've seen the repo.
Every audit is priced per project. We settle the number over email before any work begins, so nothing starts until you've seen it.
No. Read-only repo access is enough. I never touch your production environment unless we explicitly scope it.
You still get the full report and debrief. A clean bill of health is something you can show customers and investors with confidence.
Everything is covered by mutual NDA, and your code isn't retained after the engagement ends.
Tell me what you built.
No call to book. Write a few lines about the app and I'll reply within one business day. If it's a fit we'll sort the details over email, and we can talk on the phone once there's something worth talking about.
Everything goes straight to me. No forms team, no autoresponder.